How could he possibly know this? The election just happened last night? Is he going off a headline from a paper he read this morning and is just hearing about it? What a shameless fucking dork.
maddprof on
What reforms? They passed one bill and then promptly shut down the government. They haven’t done shit but make rich people richer.
Otherwise this administration has been “legislate by Executive Order” and court cases. That’s it.
yusill on
Important reforms like hating education, brown ppl, children, and healthcare. Oya and stealing as much money as possible
Upbeat_Engineering98 on
Ok-Inspector-775 on
This year has been the worst year. Don’t think we can handle 3 more of it. Please get him out quick.
seanisdown on
Every statement is an admission. Joe Bidens term effectively ended when the gop took the majority in the 2022 midterms. The gop refused to pass any bills, refused to pass any sort of bipartisan legislation and booted their speaker when he passed a budget bill.
coobmaroog on
Don’t threaten us with a good time
Alternative_Lie_2045 on
Ohhh nooo, Mikey…please don’t threaten us with a good time…do you think they will also remove Vance and the entire cabinet? That just sounds so awful……hopefully it happens…
Finest_Johnson on
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Elf.
PointBreakvsLebowski on
Alternative-Fig-6814 on
I’ve been bitching about his new conferences being filled with lies. This is refreshing for right now
BlackMarketCheese on
Assuming he’s opened the government by then to swear people in
reddurkel on
Translation:
“I did not sell my soul for only one year of power. Dammit, I missed two raptures for this!”
Southern-Ad8402 on
I feel he’s lowkey begging for it
Cloverose2 on
Man, he’s really making it sound awesome!
souryellowfruit on
So no more ‘mandate of the people’ talk from them, eh?
Conscious_Hippo_1101 on
I honestly think the downfall of their movement is they really think we are dumber than we actually are and they are far smarter than they actually are. People aren’t stupid and are tired of being urinated on and told it’s success trickling down.
My hope for the future isn’t the democratic party but of the American people. They are so done with the crap.
skidsareforkids on
Jester471 on
To caveat, I thought I looked at who is up for election and even if every senate seat flips blue they won’t have enough to convict for impeachment.
So probably another impeachment if they get a majority in the house but not enough to convict if all the republican senators refuse to vote to convict.
Welcome to the worst timeline.
Relevant-Economy-927 on
Yes. That’s what we want
WonderChemical5089 on
Trump is definitely getting impeached a third time. Senate will get a third chance to do the right thing.
f700es on
That sounds like a good time to me
eju2000 on
ONE CAN ONLY HOPE
greenday1237 on
First thing that’s ever come out of Mike Johnson’s mouth that’s put a smile on my face
Bob5451292 on
Don’t tease me like this
idoma21 on
People might go to jail, Mike, for *breaking laws.* Rich people, important people—even white people. The terror!
Soulfader72 on
Yeah, executive orders are fairly easy to undo.
GenericPCUser on
Sure is a lot of words for someone who’s made the career decision to be as clueless as possible.
Bawbawian on
Mike has a lot more faith in the American people than I do.
Americans will never give Democrats numbers enough to impeach Trump or wrie laws.
in the last 40 years majorities have really only been for Republicans just like the supreme Court.
But I mean miracles I guess maybe might happen and if that’s the case Donald Trump needs to be tried for the documents case and spend the rest of his life in prison.
I don’t think the average person truly understands what types of crimes he committed and the incredible seriousness of those crimes.
if you are familiar with the idea of mutually assured destruction The idea that if we wake up one morning and find that Russia or China has turned all of our major cities to glass craters we have a retaliatory capability that makes it so distasteful that they would never think of such.
Donald Trump took the blueprints of a full third of our nuclear deterrent and leaked them to Russia and China at his golf course.
that doesn’t even count all of the spies in Eastern Europe that he got killed or the Middle Eastern military assessments that were also leaked.
this is the largest act of espionage ever committed against our country by a long shot. not only do judge Cannon and then Trump’s justice department decide to just let it all go but now the man is president again and free to commit even more crimes against the nation
stonewallace17 on
That sounds sick as hell
Wernershnitzl on
Might as well rip the bandaid off now Mike. Reopen and release the files.
BeMyBrutus on
Don’t make promises you can’t keep
skepticaluser1234 on
Wow so Johnson has the ability to tell the truth. I guess there’s a first for everything
nuggetk1 on
Probably because he deserves the impeachment? Probably because mortal people like us need basic Healthcare and we don’t need unnecessary tariffs? Probably because a ballroom and a gold themed bathroom isn’t a priority?
Probably because the whole administration isn’t suited for their job?
Yeah, perhaps those are real concerns.
Chad_McWhiteGuy on
Project 2027
Sofiasunshine86 on
Tutorial to remove fascism in a democratic way
AlfredRWallace on
Voters: “yep that’s the message we sent you”
cometgold on
What else but these word salads does he have to talk about? It’s not like he’s been hard at work, I haven’t heard even the possibility of a solution to healthcare, inflation, cost of the American dream? Because he/they don’t have shit & don’t have enough imagination to think of shit.
SubstantialAbility17 on
All of the illegal “reforms”
Audrin on
Ha! Mike Johnson thinks Democrats are way cooler and more effective than they are.
If they were capable of that Trump would be in jail already.
PansophicNostradamus on
Also Mike Johnson: “Allow me to tempt ye fellow Democrats with a good time”
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Finally something to be hopeful for.
How could he possibly know this? The election just happened last night? Is he going off a headline from a paper he read this morning and is just hearing about it? What a shameless fucking dork.
What reforms? They passed one bill and then promptly shut down the government. They haven’t done shit but make rich people richer.
Otherwise this administration has been “legislate by Executive Order” and court cases. That’s it.
Important reforms like hating education, brown ppl, children, and healthcare. Oya and stealing as much money as possible
This year has been the worst year. Don’t think we can handle 3 more of it. Please get him out quick.
Every statement is an admission. Joe Bidens term effectively ended when the gop took the majority in the 2022 midterms. The gop refused to pass any bills, refused to pass any sort of bipartisan legislation and booted their speaker when he passed a budget bill.
Don’t threaten us with a good time
Ohhh nooo, Mikey…please don’t threaten us with a good time…do you think they will also remove Vance and the entire cabinet? That just sounds so awful……hopefully it happens…
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Elf.
I’ve been bitching about his new conferences being filled with lies. This is refreshing for right now
Assuming he’s opened the government by then to swear people in
Translation:
“I did not sell my soul for only one year of power. Dammit, I missed two raptures for this!”
I feel he’s lowkey begging for it
Man, he’s really making it sound awesome!
So no more ‘mandate of the people’ talk from them, eh?
I honestly think the downfall of their movement is they really think we are dumber than we actually are and they are far smarter than they actually are. People aren’t stupid and are tired of being urinated on and told it’s success trickling down.
My hope for the future isn’t the democratic party but of the American people. They are so done with the crap.
To caveat, I thought I looked at who is up for election and even if every senate seat flips blue they won’t have enough to convict for impeachment.
So probably another impeachment if they get a majority in the house but not enough to convict if all the republican senators refuse to vote to convict.
Welcome to the worst timeline.
Yes. That’s what we want
Trump is definitely getting impeached a third time. Senate will get a third chance to do the right thing.
That sounds like a good time to me
ONE CAN ONLY HOPE
First thing that’s ever come out of Mike Johnson’s mouth that’s put a smile on my face
Don’t tease me like this
People might go to jail, Mike, for *breaking laws.* Rich people, important people—even white people. The terror!
Yeah, executive orders are fairly easy to undo.
Sure is a lot of words for someone who’s made the career decision to be as clueless as possible.
Mike has a lot more faith in the American people than I do.
Americans will never give Democrats numbers enough to impeach Trump or wrie laws.
in the last 40 years majorities have really only been for Republicans just like the supreme Court.
But I mean miracles I guess maybe might happen and if that’s the case Donald Trump needs to be tried for the documents case and spend the rest of his life in prison.
I don’t think the average person truly understands what types of crimes he committed and the incredible seriousness of those crimes.
if you are familiar with the idea of mutually assured destruction The idea that if we wake up one morning and find that Russia or China has turned all of our major cities to glass craters we have a retaliatory capability that makes it so distasteful that they would never think of such.
Donald Trump took the blueprints of a full third of our nuclear deterrent and leaked them to Russia and China at his golf course.
that doesn’t even count all of the spies in Eastern Europe that he got killed or the Middle Eastern military assessments that were also leaked.
this is the largest act of espionage ever committed against our country by a long shot. not only do judge Cannon and then Trump’s justice department decide to just let it all go but now the man is president again and free to commit even more crimes against the nation
That sounds sick as hell
Might as well rip the bandaid off now Mike. Reopen and release the files.
Don’t make promises you can’t keep
Wow so Johnson has the ability to tell the truth. I guess there’s a first for everything
Probably because he deserves the impeachment? Probably because mortal people like us need basic Healthcare and we don’t need unnecessary tariffs? Probably because a ballroom and a gold themed bathroom isn’t a priority?
Probably because the whole administration isn’t suited for their job?
Yeah, perhaps those are real concerns.
Project 2027
Tutorial to remove fascism in a democratic way
Voters: “yep that’s the message we sent you”
What else but these word salads does he have to talk about? It’s not like he’s been hard at work, I haven’t heard even the possibility of a solution to healthcare, inflation, cost of the American dream? Because he/they don’t have shit & don’t have enough imagination to think of shit.
All of the illegal “reforms”
Ha! Mike Johnson thinks Democrats are way cooler and more effective than they are.
If they were capable of that Trump would be in jail already.
Also Mike Johnson: “Allow me to tempt ye fellow Democrats with a good time”